I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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