Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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