okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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