I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Alive.
So much puke
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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