Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
ttyl tear gas
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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