the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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