I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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