Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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