I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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