We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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