The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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