i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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