11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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