You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
id be glad to
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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