3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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