real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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