but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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