ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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