Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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