she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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