Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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