I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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