I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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