what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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