you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize