Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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