so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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