When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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