in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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