I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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