i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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