Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
