I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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