we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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