It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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