Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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