butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize