I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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