It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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