I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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