She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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