But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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