dude i'm inner monologue high
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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