suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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