But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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