nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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