Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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