Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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