Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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