No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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