Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Vodka?
Forever.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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