Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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