we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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