i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im part way to drunk.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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