i just google imaged poop.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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