I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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