yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
