Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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